mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

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unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort
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    Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.

    ― John Mayer  (via ambivalenca)

    (Source: eatsleepjohnmayer)

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    i just need to get my shit together
    ― me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

    (Source: jamespmscary)

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